Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
Join this genuine odd couple Dave and Paul in their living room, and listen in as they laugh, gab and sass (and sometimes argue) their way through all sorts of topics ranging from Pop Culture, True Crime, Headline News, LGBTQ+ Issues, Spooky Horrifying Crazy Wacky Ridiculous Stories, Trivia Nights, and so much more! When you mix the Disturbing in David and the Pragmatic in Paul you get Disturbingly Pragmatic, a podcast that will make you laugh, think, and ask yourself "WTF? Am I living in an ADHD fever dream?" Come and listen for yourself...you won’t regret it!
Episodes
172 episodes since 2021
Paul LOVES Brian Jordan Alvarez's "English Teacher", Raygun Named World's #1 Breakdancer, and Dave's Elderly Facebook Reels Addiction!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Paul's irritation!Irritating tics!Leonard!Dave might just be a bit irritating...!Little brother, Dave!White person taco night!
September 15, 2024
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Season 1
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Episode 171
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47:52
Paul's Demure & Mindful Love of Feta Cheese, Australia's Incredible Olympic "Breakdancer" Raygun, and 26-Inch Eel Extracted out of Man's Anus!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Why is Dave doing what he's doing? To annoy you! Is it working?Paul is very demure and mindful!Dave got French right!Sassy Paul is out to play!
August 18, 2024
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Season 1
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Episode 170
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46:53
Ontario Booze Merchants on Strike, RIP Shannen Doherty and Others, and Florida Man Sneezes Out His Intestines!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Episode 69 with someone planking on top!Saturday recordings!Dave is a little old man!LCBO on Strike!Doug Ford, brother of Crackhead Rob F...
July 21, 2024
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Season 1
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Episode 169
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43:59
Harrison Butker is a Jackass, Kids Experience Carnage at the Zoo, and Our Thoughts on "Baby Reindeer"!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Harrison Butker wants his wife in the kitchen making cookies!The Rule of Thumb was a thing!It's 2024, for goodness’ sake!Trad Wife movement is rid...
May 18, 2024
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Season 1
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Episode 168
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50:28
We Experienced the 2024 Total Solar Eclipse, JoJo Siwa Thinks She Invented Gay Pop Music, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Laughter!Intros are fun!Amy Sedaris night!More WINE!Bye bye, OJ!Dave has a bunch of useless crap in his mind!We experie...
April 13, 2024
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Season 1
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Episode 167
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47:55
We Saw "Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire", Man Hacks Wife's LinkedIn to Expose Her Affair, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:It's WINE o'clock!French butcher!Gewürztraminer wine!David is a cheap drunk, apparently!Paul is a fantastic chef!Soy sauce probl...
April 06, 2024
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Season 1
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Episode 166
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51:47
Remembering John Candy, Let's Boycott Kellogg's, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Gross songs! Thanks, Tim!Yeast is still gross!Paula Abdul!Paul's songs and music ADHD!Yes, and?!Madonna is a jackass to her fans...
March 16, 2024
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Season 1
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Episode 165
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53:37
Dave's Crazy BLT Sandwiches, Couple Use Human Yeast to Make Cinnamon Rolls, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Saturday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:The BEE GEES!Dave is a lady boy man!We're a day late, but yer getting an episode!Paul is the animal nanny!Olive the dog!Dave, th...
February 25, 2024
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Season 1
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Episode 164
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52:05
We Weren't Shocked by "Saltburn", Jon Hamm is Tired of People Talking About His Penis, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Paul's congestion!It's Amy Sedaris night!Low energy Friday!Hey Julieta, Diana, and Brit!Paul is empathetic! Dave...not so much!D...
February 10, 2024
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Season 1
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Episode 163
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52:15
TV Shows Paul is Excited About, Tesla Trash, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:A Spanish flea!Happy 2024!Paul got COVID!Our fun health issues! YAY!We're boiling, globally speaking!SAD = Great acronym!
January 27, 2024
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Season 1
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Episode 162
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55:11
Rudy Giuliani Finally Faces Some Consequences, Family's Christmas Lights Display Irks Neighbours, and Christmas Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Ron the Gay Nosed Reindeer!I'm a power, dom top!Brutalized French, yet again!Ghouliani is SCREWED! YAYYYYY!Abuse of power finally slapped...
December 16, 2023
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Season 1
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Episode 161
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55:54
Our Christmas Memories, Couple has Sex the Wrong Way for Four Years, and Christmas Movie Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Bing Crosby was a Christmas monster!Chevy Chase is a complete dirtbag!Schwetty Jingle Balls!Terry Bitchy!"Candy Cane Lane" is the shepher...
December 09, 2023
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Season 1
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Episode 160
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54:25
Paul's "Wicked" Musical Memories, Methamphetamine and Lego, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Bad Beyoncé!Low energy!Hey Macao! Give us a dingle!Name change to "It's been a Hot Minute!"!Welcome to our newest Patreon member, KEVIN!&...
November 25, 2023
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Season 1
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Episode 159
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54:29
Our Friend Kevin's Airplane Poop Story, Colorado Funeral Home's Corpse Collection, and Zombie Movie Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Creamy goodness!More attempted French!Ronnie Vino says hello!More poopy plane fun!Debagging??!!Steamy bathroom floor poo!
October 21, 2023
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Season 1
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Episode 158
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53:29
Crime Scene Sex Doll Temptation, More Stupid Baby Names, and Horror Movie Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Sausages and dryers!October Friday the 13th, baby!Trumped solar eclipses!Dave is a hot dog aficionado!Paul enjoys mouth feel!Alc...
October 14, 2023
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Season 1
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Episode 157
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51:01
Stolen Salad, Delta's Diarrhea Plane, and Horror Movie Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Diarrhea, plop plop!When in doubt, reboot!David's issues! AGAIN!Welcome to our new Patreon member, Abigail!Depression is fantastic!<...
October 07, 2023
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Season 1
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Episode 156
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52:51
Woman Attacked by Wildlife, Woman Divorces her Ghost Groom, and Woman Finds her Mom's Dildo!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Dusty Rose, Crystal Chandelier, and Mavis Ferryweather!Butchered French!We love Amy Sedaris!1-900-Wank-Me!250,000 or bust!RIP Jo...
August 12, 2023
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Season 1
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Episode 155
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51:11
We Saw "Barbie" at the Drive In, We've Gone From Global Warming to Global Boiling, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:RIP Sinéad O'Connor!Madonna...girl!"Barbie"! AT THE DRIVE IN!!!Discomfort at the drive in!Paul's crankiness!Delicious snacks!
July 29, 2023
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Season 1
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Episode 154
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59:01
Colleen Ballinger's Apology Video is Peak Cringe, Hollywood Strikes, and Maury Povich Brand Paternity Tests!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Colleen Ballinger is a weirdo!Dave loves cringe; Paul does not!"American Idol" cringe!Creepy people aren't always men!Leonard!Jo...
July 22, 2023
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Season 1
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Episode 153
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53:06
Paul Loves Kelly Clarkson's "Chemistry", Crazy Mother's Ridiculous Baby Name, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Paul and Dave on each other's tits!Wham!The movies are an expensive outing!We enjoyed "Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny"!Nazis are t...
July 08, 2023
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Season 1
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Episode 152
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52:30
Fun Health Issues, Billionaires are Incredibly Stupid, and Titanic 2: Electric Boogaloo!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:The jazz styling of Dave and Paul!Movement disorders are fun!Dave 2-minute update!Meta Paul!Paul 2-minute update!Work sucks!
July 01, 2023
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Season 1
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Episode 151
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54:11
Horrifying Ways to Wake Up at a Hotel, Woman's Loud Symphonic Orgasm, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Dancing hamsters!Grandpappy issues!Happy 51st Birthday, Dave!Expensive Mentos!The United States snack attacks!Plastic bottles su...
May 20, 2023
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Season 1
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Episode 150
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53:44
We're Binging "Barry" and It's Fantastic, Woman's Kidney Stones Actually a Baby, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Mermaids don't have feet!Gay singing!More sickness!Dave loves to move it, move it!Dangerous straws!Sanka?! Delicious?!?!
April 29, 2023
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Season 1
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Episode 149
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54:47
Paul's Stressful Week, Our Ridiculous Trip to the Post Office, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:The Brady Bunch!Paul's stress!Long roads, winding turns!Paul! David! Paul! David! Paul! David! Paul!"The Wizard of Oz"!Munchkin ...
April 15, 2023
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Season 1
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Episode 148
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56:32
We Theorize What Happens When You Die, Man Sets Fire to his Own Genitals, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Happy Jesus day!Heavy-duty reenactments!Zombie Jesus!The light at the end of the tunnel!Déjà vu!Leonard!Donkey kicks an...
April 08, 2023
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Season 1
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Episode 147
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50:13