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Dave's Sex Toy Buying Blunder, Bill Cosby Ruined Dave's Childhood, and How To Embalm A Body!

Dave and Paul Season 1 Episode 6

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

  • Dave Starts The Show Off With A Stroke!
  • Dave Cannibalizes Paul In The Night!
  • Paul Won't Let Dave Pee On Him (Selfish!)!
  • "I'm New To The World Of Gay Sex! No. Really."!
  • Farewell, Brooklyn Nine Nine!
  • Dave's Sex Toy Buying Guide, 2021! (False Start #1)! 
  • Dave Wayne Brady's A Song About Gen X!
  • Dave Nearly Castrates Himself With His Microphone Arm Spring, And Paul Gets Angry! Elder Abuse Follows!
  • Dave's Sex Toy Buying Guide, 2021! (False Start #2)!
  • Bitch, IKEA AIN'T THAT HARD!
  • "We All Kin Down Here!"
  • Dave's Amazing Ability To Self Pander!
  • Dave's Sex Toy Buying Guide, 2021! (FINALLY!)!
  • Paul Does An Amazing Interview!
  • 1980's Forest Porn! It Was A Reality!
  • Dave Is Offensive For The 29896986395th Time This Year!
  • Dave Likes To Monopolize The Show Notes! AND The Show!
  • LGBTQ+ Medical Representation Is Important!
  • "What Ya PrEPping For Big Guy?"
  • Paul Hates Being Called "Husbear!"
  • Vocal Fry Sucks!
  • What To Do With A Used Sex Toy?
  • Detachable Penis!
  • Dave Acknowledges His Stupidity!
  • Paul "Yes, And's" Dave's Acknowledgement!
  • Paul's Middle Aged Wine Tasting!
  • Dave's Will Forte Impression! We Love Will Forte! Hopefully He'll Hear This and Will Email Us And Be Our Friend!
  • Paul Cracks Dave Up!
  • Our Volumes Are Fine, Paul! Jesus Christ!
  • Dave Is A Confirmed Ice Wino!
  • Is New York City Still Flooded?
  • Paul Brutalizes Wine Names!
  • A Truck Drives By And Ruins Dave's Tribute To His Dead Professor!
  • Your Favourite University Professor Is Probably Dead!
  • "Cockeye Jones" Returns! This Time, It's Personal!
  • Familial Drunks!
  • We Love John Mulaney! Hopefully He'll Hear This and Will Email Us And Be Our Friend!
  • Trigger Warning - BILL COSBY IS A SEXUAL PREDATOR! THIS IS HIS STORY. WHOMP! WHOMP! (THINK SVU)!
  • Bill Cosby Raped Other Peoples' Daughters!
  • NBC's Thursday Night Line Up!
  • Lame Gay Sex Experiences!
  • We Wish Animal Kingdom Was A Porno!
  • A Murderous Kitchen-Aid!
  • The Attack Of The Killer Shit!
  • Dave Can Embalm! Can You Believe It?
  • Boneless Legs and Empty Eye Sockets!
  • Mummification Is Cool!
  • Dave Wayne Brady's A Second Song!
  • Aquamation Is Where It's At!
  • We Love The Gals At Hollywood Crime Scene! Hopefully They'll Hear This and Will Email Us And Be Our Friends!


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Goofs and Gaffes!

  1. Bill Cosby and Andrea Constand Were Actually Associated With Temple University.


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