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Dave and Paul Season 1 Episode 4

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's Got:

  • Paul Forgets the Razzmatazz Clause of the Gay Handbook!
  • New York City Flash Flood Fun!
  • Some Accents Just Sound Dumb!
  • Ben Carson Operates On Brains?!?! We Don't Like Ben Carson! Please Neither Email Us Nor Want Our Friendship!
  • Dave is A LOT OLDER Than Paul!
  • ABBA Fun! We Love ABBA! Hopefully They'll Hear This and Will Email Us and Be Our Friends! 
  • The Spice Girls Make Us Feel Old - 25 Years!?! We Love The Spice Girls! Hopefully They'll Hear This and Will Email Us and Be Our Friends!  
  • Dave's Alter Ego, "Cockeye Jones", Makes His First Appearance!
  • Vocal Fry is Cancer!
  • Salem's Lot Is HORRIFYING!
  • SNL's Lesser Known Shitty Movies!
  • Paul Now Qualifies as a "Daddy" On Gay Apps!
  • Dave Loves Little Mix! Paul Does Too! Hopefully They'll Hear This and Will Email Us and Be Our Friends!  
  • Texas Can't Deal With the Cold, But It Sure Can Ban Abortion!
  • Every Duggar Family Uterus Becomes a Clown Car!
  • Hackable Butt Plugs!
  • Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker Story!
  • Dave's Missing Sex Toy!


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Goofs and Gaffes!

  1. At 19:56, Dave Refers to "Creative License", When He Meant "Fair Use". Or Some Shit Like That. It's Fine For Us To Do Is What I'm Saying. Jesus.
  2. At 27:27 Dave Mistakenly Refers to ABBA's Anni-Frid, When He Meant Agnetha!  What A Yutz!


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